legal

Trademark and Brand Protection

The Captain Dumbass® is a registered trademark of Dennis Ayotte (U.S. Reg. No. 8,069,225, Int. Cl. 38).

This site, along with its branding, visuals and themes, is a distinctive creative identity that blends humor, technology and building things. To protect that identity and prevent misuse, the trademark is filed and on record.

Why it is filed

  • To preserve the tone and intent of the brand.
  • To prevent unauthorized duplication or impersonation.
  • To keep future opportunities (events, merch, partnerships) on a solid legal footing.

What this does not mean

  • We are not corporate. Still sarcastic as hell.
  • You will not get a cease-and-desist for sharing memes or taking part.
  • Fair-use commentary, satire and honest engagement are always fine.

What this does mean

  • Unauthorized use of the name or logo for commercial or misleading purposes is prohibited.
  • Action will be taken if someone tries to clone, rip off or impersonate this brand.

Thanks for being part of something weird and meaningful. This step helps keep it that way.

All rights reserved. If it compiles, we ship it. If it crashes, we quote it.