Terms of Service · The Captain Dumbass

These terms govern your use of thecaptaindumbass.com, operated by Dennis Ayotte. By using the site you agree to them.

Important terms

These terms include key provisions that affect your rights and responsibilities, including disclaimers, limits on liability and your agreement to cover the operator for damages caused by misuse.

Using the site

Reading the site is free and requires no account. You must be at least 13 years old. You must not use the site if the operator notifies you otherwise.

Acceptable use

You may not:

Break the law using the site.
Send spam or collect personal data for marketing.
Use bots or automated access, except search engine indexing.
Frame or embed site content in a way that misleads.
Impersonate anyone or misrepresent affiliation.
Bypass security measures or overload the site infrastructure.

Comments and submissions

If you submit a comment when the comment system is live, you keep the rights to what you write. By posting you grant a license to host and display it on the site. That license ends when the content is fully removed from backups. You may not post content that is illegal, abusive, harassing, infringing or contains malicious code.

Disclaimers

You use the site at your own risk. It is provided as is, without warranties of any kind. Uninterrupted access is not guaranteed, and the operator is not responsible for third-party services linked from the site.

Limits on liability

The operator is not liable for indirect or unforeseeable damages. Total liability is limited to $50, to the extent allowed by law.

Your responsibility

You agree to indemnify the operator against legal claims related to your use of the site or your submissions. You will be notified of any such claim and are expected to cooperate with the defense.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of New Hampshire and applicable U.S. law.

General terms

If any part of these terms is unenforceable, it should be modified or removed so the rest stays valid. You may not assign this agreement. The operator may assign it to an affiliate or acquirer. These terms are the complete agreement about site use.

Changes

The operator may update these terms. Substantial changes will be announced on the site. Continued use after an update means you accept the new terms.

Contact

Questions: contact@thecaptaindumbass.com